- me, on a date: so what do u think of tom odell?
- them: oh, you know, kinda boring. your typical sit at the piano and play boring sad songs guy. nothing special
- me, frantically stuffing bread sticks into my bag: sorry but I have to gO RIGHT NOW IMMEDIATLY
one certain dan tweet is literally me rn I’m literally such a fuck up at everything lmao brb gonna kms bc never going anywhere in life cool bye
